Who doesn’t get happy when they read laffy taffy jokes? At the very least, they make you smile because they’re so bad. I’ve had a rough week so when I needed to satisfy my sweet tooth, I went straight to the Laffy Taffy.
Yahoo! posted a nice list here:
Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: Where does the general put his armies?
A: In his sleevies! <———– This is my FAVORITE!! His sleevIES! Haha!
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is change in the weather.
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.
Q: What did the finger say to the thumb?
A: I’m in glove with you.
Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: Because she saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his supper?
A: Because he was already stuffed.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: How do you fix a broken jack o’lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch.
Q: How do you get a peanut to laugh?
A: You crack it up.
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call a broken window?
A: A pain in the glass.
Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato!
Hope this list made you smile!
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