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Where does the general put his armies?

Who doesn’t get happy when they read laffy taffy jokes?  At the very least, they make you smile because they’re so bad.  I’ve had a rough week so when I needed to satisfy my sweet tooth, I went straight to the Laffy Taffy.

Yahoo! posted a nice list here:

Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: Where does the general put his armies? 
A: In his sleevies! <———– This is my FAVORITE!! His sleevIES! Haha!

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is change in the weather.

Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.

Q: What did the finger say to the thumb?
A: I’m in glove with you.

Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: Because she saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his supper?
A: Because he was already stuffed.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

Q: How do you fix a broken jack o’lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch.

Q: How do you get a peanut to laugh?
A: You crack it up.

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

Q: What do you call a broken window?
A: A pain in the glass.

Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato!

Hope this list made you smile!

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